Based on the beach in Cannes, our team has won
12,001 One Shows,
and (for some reason known only to Joep) 6 AVNs, to date. These prizes reflect the quality of our hospitality and our influence on award juries. In fact, we have more Gongs than China – and just love the smell of Brasso in the morning, whilst patting ourselves on the back and gazing at our navels.
We are particularly pleased with the following awards: 'Best Re-Use of a Tea-bag', 'Best Non-Infectious Viral', 'Tastiest Pan Fried Sausages with Onion Gravy', 'Best Use of a Tibetan Intern', 'Best use of a Stylophone in a Toilet Paper Commercial', 'Best Work for a Relative or Friend', 'Best Use of a Tubular Merchandising System', 'Best Design of a Magazine Spine in CMYK', 'Best Analogue App' and 'Best Use of a 1980s Celebrity Reject'.